i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
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Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
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She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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