How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
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Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
So here I am, sexting at work.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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