Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
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I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
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How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
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