im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
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THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
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Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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