We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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