And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
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well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
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its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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