MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
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cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
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Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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