That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
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I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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