i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
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There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
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No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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