You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
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If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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