Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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