She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
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Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
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Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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