Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
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I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
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I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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