oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
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I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
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I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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