I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
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Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
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Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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