Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
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