Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
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You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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