exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
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woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
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I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize