he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
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walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
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So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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