you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
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Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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