Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
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she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
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Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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