We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
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Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
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We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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