Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
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This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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