Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
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his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
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Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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