Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
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Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
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I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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