this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
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And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
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My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
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He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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