At least make sure they are 18
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Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
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Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
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So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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