Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
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The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
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its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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