farters have to be the big spoon...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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