Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
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Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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