I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
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I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
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I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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