She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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