whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
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Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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