would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
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I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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