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and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
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I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
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Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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