Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
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Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
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I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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