I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
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I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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