I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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