she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
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Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
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In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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