Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
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I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
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I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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