he shaved USA in his pubs
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
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he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
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Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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