Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
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Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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