so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
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this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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