Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
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It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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