OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
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He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
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Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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