how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
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As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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