like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
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He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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