Having a random hookup so left but love u
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
i've created a new STD.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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