it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
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You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
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There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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