We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
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The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
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The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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